Hummingbird Assault!

July 31, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked ''What made you say 'I didn't expect to see that'?"

There were a host of stories that inspired the question, but the answer I remember most involved a guy on a motorcycle.

The caller who told the story was not the rider in question, but he witnessed this at a gas station. A guy pulled up on his bike holding a hand over his face. He was riding with a half-helmet. 

The rider asked for someone to please call him an ambulance. Everyone assumed he'd concussed himself, but when he moved his hand from his face, they discovered different. 

The guy had a HUMMINGBIRD stuck in his forehead. He going about 80 mph and hit the thing BEAK FIRST. The beak when into his forehead and stuck into his skull.

I've never heard of such a thing and the mental image is just fascinating. And I'm glad I'm not him. What are the f**king odds?

The worst I've ever had was taking a bumblebee to the face on my one-speed when I was about 9. 

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!