It Dawned On Us How Much You Love to Love With Dawn

September 4, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "What was your concern about what was going on 'downstairs'?"  

Most of the stories were too graphic and chilling for me to share...not because I care about you, but because I don't care to relive the sympathy pains that I suffered all f**king day. Lots of tragic tales about trauma to the privates.  

One of the side discussions was why so many people need all manner of lubricants and tools to masturbate. I mean, you do you and all, but I've always been OK with just my dry, scaly hands.  Kind of went off on a tangent (because that's what I do) and mentioned that I wouldn't care if I were using a hand puppet.  

This may have been an overstatement.

Miles brought up Kermit the Frog, Lamb Chop, Bert & Ernie...etc. Now I'm picturing that and the image is equal parts funny and disturbing. Ruined my view of Muppets though.

I'll leave you with that.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!