A Movement to Get Happy

September 21, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Gotta make this quick because I have to go to a thing at my kid's school tonight. I never liked school and now here I am having to go to THEIR school. How the f**k does this happen?

Anyway, today we asked about getting "busted" doing something that you didn't know other people were witnessing. The question was inspired by a particularly ill-timed fart...by yours truly...in the lobby of the building this morning. Let's just say it produced a considerable amount of audio...and everyone noticed. Not a fantastic moment but there it was.

Well, we didn't hear much about farts today, but we heard a LOT of masturbation.That's fine...I get it...getting busted jerking the chain is never cool...but the DETAILS that people felt compelled to share all of them. At that point, it just gets disturbing.  So, you know, thanks for taking it from farts to analytic descriptions of your masturbatory prowess.

Oh, quick side note; woke up Thursday with horrible guts, ran to the toilet and pooped. I pooped a smiley face. It was weird, but oddly positive. It was like my bubbling guts were saying, "have a great day!"

That's what I've got.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!