Parental Figure Hater?

August 14, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "What did you not tell your parents about at the time?"  

Through the whole show I kept wondering what MY kids would say if they were to call. Truth is, I don't wanna know. I know they're gonna do dumb and/or horrible sh*t in their lives, but I really don't wanna know. Like my father always told me, "be slick or be good". I tried to be slick, but I really wasn't. Got in trouble a lot. 

Anyway, as people recalled their stories, I noticed that a lot of people avoided having to explain things to their parents because the parents gave them an out!   

A guy almost burned his house down, parents smelled smoke and asked if he was burning incense. Naturally he said 'yes'. There were a few more examples like this and all I could think was, I will never offer multiple-choice alibis for my kids. Makes it too easy.

That is what I learned today.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!