Snow, Not Again!

February 11, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Awwwww...the snow. Snowmageddon. Snowpocalypse. Frozen Bullsh*t. Here we are again.

I absolutely hate snow. Always have. Snow and I are natural enemies, not unlike lions and elephants. That said, everyone around me keeps commenting on how "beautiful" it is. Really? I don't see it. I, with my cynical vision, see cold and complication.  I see my kids off for ANOTHER day from school. I see an unnecessarily difficult commute. I see a lot of things that I detest, so, right now, the great outdoors looks like a pain in my ass.

For those of you that love the snow, enjoy. I don't want to sh*t in your punch bowl, but I just don't get it.

On the other hand, thanks to the general laziness of our fellow coworkers, it HAS been nice to, essentially, have the joint to ourselves. We have truly enjoyed the opportunity to yell dirty and/ or racist jokes without the threat having to go to HR. Just sayin'.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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