Tooth Fairy: ENGAGE

August 13, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Ahhhhhh, the joy of children. My daughter is 7-and-a half...and it's a remarkable age. You're getting smarter everyday but still innocent and believe in magical things...like the f**king tooth fairy.

Daughter lost a tooth last night. Not her first tooth to go, but this particular tooth had been "wiggly" for the last few weeks and it's been making her nuts. Anyway, the tooth finally fell out last night. Naturally, the first order of business is how to package this for the tooth fairy...which ended up being a Ziplock.

Somehow, in the time it took to grab a bag, she lost the tooth...dropped it. She faced this reality by just f**king balling her eyes out, convinced that the tooth ferry would pass her by. Good news is, we (meaning me) found it, got it in the bag, put it under the pillow and all was good.  

Almost.

Turns out the tooth ferry only had $20's in his or her wallet... so the tooth ferry had to run to the gas station and buy a pack of smokes to make some change. Yes, the tooth ferry smokes...Marlboro Reds, in particular.

She made $5.   

OK, I'm outta here, amigos.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!