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A Movement to Get Happy

Hola Bitcholas, Gotta make this quick because I have to go to a thing at my kid's school tonight. I never liked school and now here I am having to go to THEIR school. How the f**k does this happen? Anyway, today we asked about getting "busted" doing something that you didn't know other people were...
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Ransom, Ransom, Ransom

Hola Bitcholas, Are you ready? Ready for a Men's Room Poll? Too bad, here it is anyway: If you were kidnapped, how much money do you legitimately think someone would spend on you for ransom?: $1 to $1000 $1001 to $10,000 $10,001 to $50,000 $50,001 + Think about it...and then be sad. Until tomorrow...
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Pepop's a Badass!

Hola Bitcholas, Old people...they smell funny, have hairy ears and f**ked up eyebrows...but a lot them used to be or still are a 'bad-ass'. Case-in-point, a great-grand mother in Texas faced a 12-foot-long, 580 pound alligator on her property. What'd she do? She put it down with a single shot to...
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Butt Why?!

Hola Bitcholas, Butts were making headlines for various reasons; a woman pooped on a cop, a guy was busted smuggling gold in his rectum, another guy rubbed fruit on his naked ass at a grocery store and then put the fruit back on the shelf, etc. Inspired by the glutes we asked WHY WAS A BUTT PART OF...
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Guessing Gamus, Is That an Alligator's...?

Hola Bitcholas, I totally forgot to write a blog. Well, I didn't TOTALLY forget, it's that I didn't remember until now...which is 'late in the game'. On that note, apologies. Or, you're welcome. And until next time, here's a fun game - Can you guess what part of the alligator is the focal point of...
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Do You Dare Stomp?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day, so, as always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll: You have to walk barefoot in one of these locations: BOURBON STREET THE LAS VEGAS STRIP PUBLIC BATHROOM AT A TRAIN STATION​ or... PORTA-POTTY AT A FESTIVAL. On a side note, where IS the grossest place you...
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What Would You Shoe?

Hola Bitcholas, Shoes have been in the news a lot lately. Nike's deal with Colin Kapernick has sparked the expected reaction and people are burning their shoes. The "ruby slippers" from 'The Wizard of Oz' were stolen 13 years a go in 2005. They found only a few days ago. I didn't know they were...
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It Dawned On Us How Much You Love to Love With Dawn

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What was your concern about what was going on 'downstairs'?" Most of the stories were too graphic and chilling for me to share...not because I care about you, but because I don't care to relive the sympathy pains that I suffered all f**king day. Lots of tragic tales...
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Alice in Chains Brings the Pain!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we played an Alice in Chains interview. They stopped by earlier this week and we chatted for a bit. It was supposed to be an 'interview', but we're us, they're them, and it was just a messy, nonsensical, ball-busting excuse to talk sh*t. Or as we call it, good times . They're...
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YOU Are NOT the Father!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was another episode of 'Big Dummy', and as we do, we conducted another flawless Men's Room Poll. Today we asked: Which of these shows would you rather not be on: COPS Maury Povich Intervention Cheaters I, personally, would choose COPS. I don't WANT to be on COPS, but if I had...
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