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Compliments of the Pizza People!

Hola Bitcholas, I really don't know much about this, but a listener forwarded us a picture of a newsletter from Pagliaci Pizza. Pagliaci's pizza, by the way, is f**king delicious. This newsletter, as I understand it...and I'm still not sure that I do...offered the results of a survey that had asked...
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You CAN Survive On a Tiny Amount of Sleep!

Hola Bitcholas, I am quite tired today. I think I got 2 and a half hours of sleep. I'm OK with that and being tired is the natural result of limited sleep. No worries, but I've physically been able to feel my brain in my skull. It's just weird. It's like a wet loaf of bread melting inside of my...
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The Man Who Looks Like Unrefrigerated Yogurt is Distracting!

Hola Bitcholas, It's Monday. This is the first day of the week I bother with the news. On the weekends, I know nothing and care less. I don't wanna know. Then, on Monday, back to the world we've created for ourselves. The GOOD news is that, generally, the BAD news is, for the most part, the SAME...
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You Ever Have One of Those Days?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was an odd day. Can't quite put a finger on it, but it's just been odd. Not bad, but odd, off, weird, off-center, out of whack, etc, etc. ​Sorry, that's all I've got. NOT TRUE! I also have your way to outdoor drinking and other dumb stuff! Your #Redfestival tickets await!...
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How Do YOU Go Bottomless?

For today's "Men's Room Poll", we asked: You get 'bottomless' what? Mimosas Olive Garden Breadsticks French Fries Soda? To me, there is no question; mimosas. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! And while you're here, get your #Redfestival tickets !
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Crocodiles and Blondes = Trouble

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to do a blog today, so here's a few bullet points: Everyone is protective of puppies. "Who Sucks Less" featured three stories that involved someone bringing harm to a puppy...including a guy who tossed one into a lake infested with crocodiles. It ended the way you...
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Your Worst Fast Food Experience Come True!

Hola Bitcholas, "...beans and such." That was a quote from a caller. It's not important in any way, but hearing "beans and such" made me realize just how unlikely I thought I'd hear someone say, "beans and such." That got me thinking about 'the people you're most likely to hear say, "beans and such...
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No, YOU Have a Popcorn Addiction

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a wonderful weekend. I do. I won't lose sleep if you didn't, but I do hope you had a good one. Had to go to Home Depot over the weekend. No big deal...just one of those realities of owning a home. But, had to bring the kids and my son made it very clear that he didn't...
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When Your Gut Tells You Fun is Done

Hola Bitcholas, Not sure what's going on in my stomach, or why it's making the sounds it's making, but I see it as a dire portent of troubles-a-brewin'. Might be from the pastry-wrapped jalapeno sausage I wolfed down this morning. It was delicious and I ate 95% of it before there was any indication...
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Urine with the Right Crowd Now!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as we do, in addition to asking our game show questions, we also conduct a 'Men's Room Poll' every week. This week we asked, "Which pool would you rather have to dive into?" a pool full of tobacco spit a pool full of loogies a pool full of urine or a...
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