#DAILYDUMBASS

DAILY DUMBASS: DUI WHILE WEARING BEER SHIRT V.S TEXTING POLICE ABOUT GETTING MARIJUANA

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLES: http://wrif.com/2017/09/27/guy-gets-dui-wearing-shirt-says-beer-plus-beer-equals-shenanigans/ https://www.palmbaydaily.com/news/local/palm-bay-man-asked-police-officer-to-buy-marijuana-8293/
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DAILY DUMBASS: BANK ROBBER IMMEDIATELY GOES TO KFC V.S UNCLE AND NEPHEW GET DRUNK, SHOOT CARS AND SET HOUSE ON FIRE

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://www.torontosun.com/2017/09/22/uncle-nephew-drink-beer-shoot-cars-and-set-house-on-fire-cops http://www.gainesville.com/news/20170922/gpd-man-robs-bank-goes-to-kfc-with-bag-of-money
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DAILY DUMBASS: SCHOOL SUSPENDS 5 YEAR OLD FOR JOKING ABOUT A BOMB V.S ROBBER SUES MAN WHO STOPPED HIM FROM STEALING

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Starbucks-robbery-crime-stabbing-Good-Samaritan-12213420.php http://www.kcra.com/article/modesto-5-year-old-suspended-for-making-terroristic-threats/12441975
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DAILY DUMBASS: SWALLOWING METH BALLOONS TWICE V.S RUNNING INTO MAN FOR SETTING BANANAS ON CAR

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://wfla.com/2017/09/19/man-arrested-for-driving-into-person-who-set-bananas-on-his-car/ http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article174191231.html
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DAILY DUMBASS: MAN BREAKS INTO HOME WITH BEER TO NOT DRINK ALONE V.S. BREAKING IN TO MASTERBATE IN SOMEONE'S HOME

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/man-charged-with-burglary-and-public-indecency-for-engaging-in-sex-act-in-home-near-osu https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/cops-man-who-didnt-want-to-drink-alone-breaks-in-with-beer/2017/09/18/14f15da4-9c7c-11e7-b2a7-...
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DAILY DUMBASS: SEX WITH WORK OUT EQUIPMENT V.S PUTTING FECES ON A TOOTHBRUSH

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLES: http://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Police-Milford-woman-put-feces-on-toothbrush-12198765.php http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-penis-stuck-gym-11188270
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DAILY DUMBASS: ROBBING BEER FROM SAME LOCATION 5 TIMES V.S COUNTERFEIT CHECKS FOR BAIL

CLICK HERE FOR ARTICLES: http://www.mercedsunstar.com/news/state/article173261971.html http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-flduh-stealing-beer-same-store-20170914-story.html
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DAILY DUMBASS: GPS LEADS MAN INTO RIVER V.S PROPOSAL ON BRIDGE RING DROP

CLICK BELOW TO READ THE ARTICLES: http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/09/13/gps-leads-man-into-river/ https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4452239/boyfriend-proposal-fail-drops-ring-bridge/
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DAILY DUMBASS: WOMAN SUES OVER NOT GETTING ORGASM V.S MAN SETS HIMSELF ON FIRE AT GAS STATION

WHO IS THE BIGGER DUMBASS? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871882/Woman-sues-loan-firm-orgasm-false-advertising.html
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DAILY DUMBASS: SHOOTING AT HURRICANE V.S USING FAN TO BLOW HURRICANE IN OTHER DIRECTION

WHO IS THE BIGGER dUMBASS? CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article172404797.html http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/united-we-fan-in-florida-people-are-trying-to-blow-hurricane-irma-away-with-fans/story-zIytd0lrecEjvdI6G9XnWI.html
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