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Choose Which to Lose!

Hola, bitcholas! It was Big Dummy day today and with Big Dummy comes the Mens Room Poll. The Mens Room Poll (I'm sure you already know) rivals Pew and Gallup for accuracy and the importance of what is asked. As proof, here was today's poll: Which would you give up : One HAND One FOOT One EYE All of...
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Look Into My Stye!

Hola Bitcholas, I've got this f**king thing on my eye. It's a sty, but it's there and I swear this motherf**ker keeps getting bigger. First of all, I didn't realize the thing was there until this morning. Woke up, and like everyone else in the world, I stretched, scratched myself in those places...
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Would You Rather: Worm Edition

Hola Bitcholas, Today, we talked about hospital visits. We've had the misfortune of having to go to a hospital for an injury or disease or condition. Let's face it, other than maybe child birth, no one goes to the hospital because something good happened. And we heard many calls that proved that...
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Eyeing Morons

Hola Bitcholas, Every day I am amazed at the very poor decisions or beliefs that people adopt as a way of being. These days, there's no shortage of abject ignorance on raw display. Common sense and decency have been replaced with inflammatory rhetoric and bickering. But you know that already...and...
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