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Brown Frown

Hola Bitcholas, It doesn't matter what we talked about today...maybe it does, but not for the purposes of this blog. No, today I have been distracted by the "Diarrhea Song". Do you remember this little diddy from childhood? "Diarrhea... Uh! Uh! Diarrhea Uh Uh! I can tell by the smell you ain't...
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Hold the Beauty, This is All Beastly

Hola Bitcholas, For about 3000 different reasons, this week has sucked. Just one of those weeks, you know? But, today being Friday and all, the culmination of the week came crashing home. The one positive from the week and how sh*tty it's been was an improv version of "S*ck My Dick"...but sang to...
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Which Song Should Actually Be a Show?

Hola Bitcholas, I'll make this easy; during TV Time with Ted, Ted (who else) was telling us that dumb-ass song from some band (I really don't remember) is developing a tv show based on their song. "Hello Dililah"? Maybe that's it. I dunno. Anyway, the premise sounds dreadfully boring because the...
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You Wouldn't Rather

Hola Bitcholas, Did you happen to catch our most recent BIG dummy DAY? As always, we conducted a scientific, error-free, concise, analytical survey we call The Mens Room Poll. Our last poll was this: 'One of these songs plays EVERYTIME you have sex; do you pick: - Sara McLachlan... Angel" - Barney...
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